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November 14, 2008



SWs genetically engineered brain cells to gain AW status.


Everyone is doing it, sir, don't you want to be cool?

 Swampy  aka:

#1 Today on QVC USS Ronald Reagan, we are featuring the "Booger Extractor" as demonstrated here by one of our volunteers.
For only $19.95, we will send your "Booger Extractor" that is ready to pick out all those nasty little dried up snot balls that hide in the crevices of your nostrils. Give those fingers a break.

#2 But wait, if you call within the next 30 minutes, we will include the "Nose Hair Clippers" free of charge. This wonderful piece of equipment will not only remove those annoying nose hairs that tickle and make you sneeze, we have developed an attachment that will also clip clip clip away those hairs that protrude from your ears. And, we're not finished yet, we will also include the belly button/toe jam remover, too.

So, call us at BR-549 and have your credit card number ready, along with your bank account number and PIN, social security number, mother's maiden name, and blood type. We will ship this wonderful kit to you free of any shipping and handling chargers. Our crew here on the USS Ronald Reagan is ready and waiting to take your calls and your identity and all your money.


1. Due to a shortage of qualified corpsmen, sailors are now instructed in do-it-yourself frontal lobotomies!

2. Gee sir, this is going to look GREAT when this gets to the internet.


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